American Cartoonist Quotes

614 American Cartoonist quotes:

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"
Author: Groening Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Simpson Quotes
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."
"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."
"There is too much illustrating of the news these days. I look at many editorial cartoons and I don't know what the cartoonists are saying or how they feel about a certain issue."
"Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude."
"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"Are we having fun yet?"
"I consider your conduct unethical and lousy."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
"Zippy is living in the moment. He's at peace with himself because he's out of step with everyone; he doesn't know it, and he doesn't care."
"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Fishing Quotes
"Cartooning has come a long way. It started out as an adult medium, for satirical purposes; then the appeal to children got emphasized."
"At this point it's kind of a faded, tattered dream, but over the years there was some serious effort and a lot of serious money spent to make a movie."
"I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips."
"I had a mixture, my father was a career army man and my mother was a writer."
"I would say you feel a lot more pressure at a national tournament than a state tournament. This is more of a fun weekend out with the guys. The national tournament is more business."

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