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American Director Quotes

1774 American Director quotes:

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
"My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker."
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."

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