American Director Quotes

1774 American Director quotes:

"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."
"The thoughtful soul to solitude retires."
"There was a door to which I found no key: There was the veil through which I might not see."
"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life."
"When I want to understand what is happening today or try to decide what will happen tomorrow, I look back."
"A hair divides what is false and true."
"Myself when young did eagerly frequent doctor and saint, and heard great argument about it and about: but evermore came out by the same door as in I went."
"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
"I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!"
"Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen."
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
"Tradition is the illusion of permanance."

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