American Journalist Quotes


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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
"Never accept a drink from a urologist."
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"
"What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?"
"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."
"Children make your life important."
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."
"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
"Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me"."
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."
"There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you."
"Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids."
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"You've got to have good coaches around you in football and baseball to be able to do both. I've been lucky from that standpoint."


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