Humorous Quotes
253 Humorous quotes:
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
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"Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises."
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"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"
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"People had a habit of looking at me as if I were some kind of mirror instead of a person. They didn't see me, they saw their own lewd thoughts, then they white-masked themselves by calling me the lewd one."
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Habit Quotes
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"Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous."
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"President means chief servant"
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"If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants."
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity."
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"The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least i can dream."
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"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
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"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone."
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"Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy."
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"What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman? A woman who can have a family ... I'd settle for just one baby. My own baby."
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"People respect you because they feel you've survived hard times and endured, and although you've become famous, you haven't become phony."
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"A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
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"“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
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"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run."
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"If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman."
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"All the fun's in how you say a thing"
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"I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice."
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