Humorous Quotes

253 Humorous quotes:

"College football is the sport where 80, 000 people show up to watch a Poll Bowl, half of them wearing one color, half of them wearing another color. This is important because 80, 000 people wearing any color never filled a stadium to watch a math quiz."
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
"All these people are so firm on their positions. That's where the humor in the movie comes from, ... It's like the debate team. Nothing is rooted, everything is malleable. As soon as you start to hate what Nick Naylor is saying, then you have a senator saying the same thing. Everybody is complicit; whatever their cause is, they all have unethical thoughts. It just shows that we're all just out there trying to ply our trade."
Author: Eckhart Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool."
"Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail."
Author: Pavarotti Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes Italian Musician Quotes
"Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society."
Author: Thackeray Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"He could dish it out like nobody, but he could take it too. He had that sarcastic sense of humor. When you first become his teammate, you see some things and wonder, 'Is he serious or is he joking?' He was always joking."
Author: Ibanez Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"The success of our creative is driven by the right blend of humor with a memorable message that resonates with a wide audience. Everyone can relate to working with a bunch of monkeys on some level. We appreciate the honors and look forward to building on the momentum we created this year in 2006 as we tackle the Super Bowl and other major events once again."
"If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up."
Author: Seuss Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."
Author: West Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"I usually try to quote myself, but my editor ends up correcting my punctuation."
Author: Gazin Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"And I said, 'You know, we should do your show, and you should write it. Because it's your humor, it's your sensibility. It's not mine.' And I've tried very hard to do his stuff rather than my own,"
Author: Altman Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"It's satire – it's my own twisted sense of humor, The Wizard of Oz."
Author: Lisanti Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"When people say about the Muppets, 'It's a gentle soul with a naughty sense of humor,' Jerry was just as responsible for that as my dad,'"
Author: Henson Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Powerpoint is simply Karaoke for Public Speakers"
Author: Gazin Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if you’ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you’ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into."
"Everybody enjoys being around him. He's got a great sense of humor and can always make people laugh."
Author: Tedford Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Wilmer is wired into our audience. His humor, style and approachable personality make this a great fit for MTV."
Author: Graden Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself"
Author: West Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity."

inspirational quote database

Successories, the leaders of inspiration and motivation, has unlocked iQuote: The Inspirational Quote Database, a curated collection of the most inspirational quotes. Raise your iQ and become a Quoteologist today!