Coffee Quotes

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

"[Lady Nancy Astor:] Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee. ... Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."

"Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs."

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."

"Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious"

"Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer."

"I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee..."

"I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up."

"There's no TV in our rooms. And this morning somebody hid the coffee."

"We definitely wanted to try and stop her (Coffee). She is one of the best players in the conference and I thought Doolittle did a great job guarding her tonight."

"It feels great to be home -- do you guys want any coffee or donuts -- I haven't had breakfast yet,"

"I can see him right now walking in with his fishing vest, (cup of ) coffee in his hand and a smile. It won't be the same without him."

"You'll walk in and you'll see an atrium, a two-story atrium, ... You'll have piano bars, coffee bars, lounges."

"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"

"I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee."

"A pipe and coffee... if they would just taste as good as they smell!"

"I'm requesting that they upgrade the charge to an aggravated battery because it involved hot coffee, which is an aggravating factor. When you throw hot coffee at someone, it constitutes that level of a charge."

"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."

"I stopped for coffee and there was a guy under the bridge. He had no coat and was cold. I offered him a coffee but he said he just needed to get warm so I gave him my hat, my coat, and my gloves. The people in the store asked where my coat was and I told them I gave it away and they told me I was crazy but I did it from my heart."