Comedy Quotes

287 Comedy quotes:

"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
"This is my 11th year (doing comedy). That's the whole thing -- if you wait 10 years, pay your dues and do your time, it'll come."
Author: Koy Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy. We want to show a bit of everything that happens in Glasgow's comedy community."
Author: Anderson Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"It was a comedy of mistakes to start the third quarter. We didn't play very well and a team like Mandan takes advantage of everything."
Author: Anderson Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"It's a very funny play. The music is just tremendous; it's a comedy with opera mixed in."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
Author: Burnett Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"You get to see it all in show choir ? Broadway, pop, cowboy tap dancing and comedy."
Author: Miller Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential."
Author: Hedberg Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
Author: Walpole Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I'm going."
Author: Gaffigan Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'"
"I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side."
Author: Posey Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Nothing can get better than that. As a comedy writer, this ranks right up there with Bill Clinton dating an intern."
Author: Mack Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
Author: Fry Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes English Playwright Quotes
"I think that because it was comedy-horror instead of pure horror is where the problem lay. It's the first comedy-horror in a long time, and maybe the marketplace just isn't ready for comedy-horror yet. It's difficult to think of other explanations."
Author: Brooks Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Dane Cook is one of the most exciting comedy stars to emerge on the scene in many years, and his ability to connect with audiences is truly remarkable. HBO will be able to give this gifted performer the broadest, most unrestricted showcase for his talent, and we're delighted to welcome him to the network."
Author: Albrecht Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"I can't think of anyone who knew how to play comedy better."
Author: Grade Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Author: Abbott Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"I can't think of anyone who knew how to play comedy better than Ronnie Barker and I count myself enormously fortunate to have known and worked with him,"
Author: Palin Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"We look at some similar areas in such a completely different way. We're a comedy, we're very contemporary. We're very much about the impact of celebrity and fame on an individual in today's world."
Author: Howard Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes

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