Earl Wilson Quotes


38 Earl Wilson quotes:



"You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Trouble Quotes
"Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Law And Lawyers Quotes
"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Gossip Quotes
"Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Fools And Foolishness Quotes
"There's certain things that had to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, ... So I'd have to be able to prove what he said was in fact false and I can't do that."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Doubt Quotes
"Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves"
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Debt Quotes
"Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: Debt Quotes
"For some kids who never even dreamed of going to college, they come to see the games and black football teams and bands from black colleges, and they see what's possible."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: College Quotes
"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes Boss Quotes
"He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes Joke Quotes
"A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes
"Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents."
Author: Wilson Quotes Category: American Athlete Quotes Parents Quotes



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