Earl Wilson Quotes

38 Earl Wilson quotes:

"Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect"
"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
"Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air."
"Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously."
"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
"He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone."
"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."
"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."
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"Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?"
"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
"One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills."
"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."
"Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't."
"For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings."

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