Earl Wilson Quotes
38 Earl Wilson quotes:
"Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves"
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"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
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"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."
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"For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings."
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"He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone."
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"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
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"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."
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"Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?"
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"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
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"Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't."
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"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
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"Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done."
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"For some kids who never even dreamed of going to college, they come to see the games and black football teams and bands from black colleges, and they see what's possible."
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"There's certain things that had to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, ... So I'd have to be able to prove what he said was in fact false and I can't do that."
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"Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect"
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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't."
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"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone."
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