Fran Lebowitz Quotes

58 Fran Lebowitz quotes:

"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
"Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully."
"If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct."
"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good reason not to play football."
"Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications."
"Nothing succeeds like address."
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you."
"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."
"The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Fame Quotes
"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house"
"The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you"
"Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Charming Quotes
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Parents Quotes

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