David Carson Quotes

"You'll see everything from gold teeth to hood ornaments. It's almost like Halloween during August."

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"All of a sudden, you had a culture, ... It was THE lifestyle. Kids believed, 'We might not have had all the amenities of other cities, but man, we have the best music.'"

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