George Burns Quotes

47 George Burns quotes:

"I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money."
"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life."
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
"You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
"It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere."
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate"
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