Humorous Quotes

253 Humorous quotes:

"I never nursed a dear gazelle, / To glad me with its dappled hide, / But when it came to know me well / It fell upon the buttered side."
Author: Hood Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes Rhymes Quotes
"We didn't play very well on offense, defense and special teams. We didn't tackle, we didn't block, we didn't cover, we didn't punt. The fortunate thing is it doesn't count."
"Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space."
Author: Hill Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes Automobile Quotes
"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
"Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does."
"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor."
Author: Jones Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes Humor Quotes
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost."
"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully."
"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."
"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
Author: Albee Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes Humor Quotes
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"

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